12 Months of Questionable Decisions

Coffee in one paw. Pizza in the other. A whole year to figure things out.

Meet the calendar that takes snack breaks seriously. From lounging on the treadmill to stealing cookout snacks and avoiding Thanksgiving small talk, these lifelike raccoon scenes turn everyday chaos into something worth hanging on the wall.

Each month brings a different scene and a dry one-liner, including “This meeting could’ve been a nap” and “Here for pie. Not the questions.”

• A fresh laugh every month: 12 different raccoon scenes with relatable humor.
• A full year of planning: January–December 2027, with Sunday–Saturday monthly grids.
• U.S. holidays marked: Includes federal holidays and their observed dates.
• Easy to display: Wire binding with a hanging loop for the kitchen, home office, or break room.
• Compact size: Approximately 6.9″ wide × 9.8″ high (17.6 × 25 cm).

A fun Christmas, Secret Santa, or White Elephant gift for coworkers, friends, raccoon lovers, and anyone who packs snacks before making plans.

Includes: 1 × Trash Panda Energy 2027 Wall Calendar.