Clean was never part of the agreement.

Lovely walk. Shame about the hallway. Celebrate spaniels in their natural state: curious, cheerful and carrying rather more countryside than they left with. Twelve lively scenes and muddy little jokes make this calendar a fitting present for the owner who keeps a towel by every door.

• January-December 2027, with a different scene and caption each month.
• A4 portrait format: 21 cm wide x 29.7 cm high.
• Monday-start monthly grids with space for appointments and reminders.
• UK bank holidays shown with regional labels where dates differ.
• Wire-bound hanging design for the kitchen, hallway or home office.

Includes: One themed 2027 wall calendar.