{"product_id":"screaming-possums-2027-wall-calendar-12-month-funny-relatable-calendar-chaotic-life-humor-hanging-planner-for-office-home-gag-gift","title":"Screaming Possums 2027 Wall Calendar – 12-Month Funny Relatable Calendar, Chaotic Life Humor Hanging Planner for Office, Home \u0026 Gag Gift","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; background: #f7f2e8; color: #3a322b; font-family: Avenir Next,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO 崩溃生活感：脏粉橙 + 深棕黑 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(145deg,#2c2520 0%,#5a3a2e 42%,#d98c6a 100%); padding: 45px 24px 36px; text-align: center; border-radius: 0 0 28px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ffd166; color: #2c2520; padding: 7px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.4px; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e😤 CHAOTIC LIFE CALENDAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 32px; line-height: 1.15; color: #fff8ef;\"\u003eScreaming Possums 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto 22px; max-width: 660px; font-size: 16px; color: #ffe4d6;\"\u003eTwelve months of screaming possum chaos — relatable, overstimulated and proudly unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto 22px; max-width: 660px; font-size: 16px; color: #ffe4d6;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/06_Cover_Home_Office.png?v=1789456192\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #ffd166; color: #2c2520; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e📅 12 Months 2027\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #ffd166; color: #2c2520; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e😤 Screaming Possums\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #ffd166; color: #2c2520; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🤯 Chaotic Relatable Life\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #ffd166; color: #2c2520; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🎁 Funny Gag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 主图 --\u003e\u003c!-- 简介 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 36px 22px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 1.6px; color: #b55a3c; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eRELATABLE. UNFILTERED. CHAOTIC.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 26px; color: #2c2520;\"\u003eWhen Life Is Too Much, Let Them Scream\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto; max-width: 680px; font-size: 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eTraffic jams, printer chaos, burnt toast, bad sleep schedules and holiday stress — every month brings a new screaming possum moment that feels way too real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto; max-width: 680px; font-size: 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/04_52f23818-d583-4c1b-a720-46d5dae2c7a1.jpg?v=1789456229\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点卡片 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 0 16px 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e😤\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003e12 Screaming Possum Scenes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eEach month features a brand-new chaotic moment with the iconic screaming possum — loud, funny and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e🤯\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003eRelatable Chaos Humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eTraffic, printers, laundry, shopping and holiday stress — these scenes capture the funny side of everyday overwhelm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003ePractical Hanging Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eStrong spiral binding with pre-punched hanging hole for easy display on any wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e📝\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003eMonthly Grid \u0026amp; Note Space\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eClear monthly layout with notes area to track plans, deadlines, birthdays and mental breakdowns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e🖼️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003eTalk-of-the-Room Decor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003ePerfect for the office, kitchen, bedroom, dorm, man cave or anywhere that needs a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003eHilarious Gag Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eA memorable white elephant, Secret Santa, birthday or office joke gift for anyone who can relate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 规格参数 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #e6d5c3; padding: 38px 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 1.6px; color: #b55a3c; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e📋 PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 25px; color: #2c2520;\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/02_37529d00-3859-4d68-98ea-f85f29cb72a1.jpg?v=1789456228\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #c9b49d; border-radius: 18px; overflow: hidden; background: #f7f2e8;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #fbe7d6;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #fbe7d6; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eProduct Name\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eScreaming Possums 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #fbe7d6;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #fbe7d6; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eYear\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eJanuary-December 2027\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #fbe7d6;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #fbe7d6; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003e21 × 20 cm (8.27 × 8.27 inches)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #fbe7d6;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #fbe7d6; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eVertical spiral-bound hanging wall calendar\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #fbe7d6; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eScreaming possums, chaotic everyday life, relatable humor, office stress, traffic, shopping, holiday chaos, funny gag gift\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 包装清单 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 32px 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fbe7d6; border: 1px solid #e6c9ad; border-radius: 20px; padding: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #b55a3c; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e📦 PACKAGE INCLUDES\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 18px; color: #5a2e1f;\"\u003ePackage Contents\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003e1 × Screaming Possums 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 注意事项 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 0 20px 32px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fbe7d6; 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