{"product_id":"pooing-dogs-2027-wall-calendar-12-month-funny-dog-calendar-hilarious-pooping-dog-scenes-hanging-planner-for-dog-lovers-gag-gift","title":"Pooing Dogs 2027 Wall Calendar – 12-Month Funny Dog Calendar, Hilarious Pooping Dog Scenes Hanging Planner for Dog Lovers \u0026 Gag Gift","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; background: #f3efe8; color: #3a322b; font-family: Avenir Next,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO 贴合原图：冷蓝雪地 + 暖木色搞怪感 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(145deg,#d7e6f2 0%,#f1e8d7 48%,#e0d2b8 100%); padding: 45px 24px 36px; text-align: center; border-radius: 0 0 28px 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; background: #2f4a5f; color: #fff8ef; padding: 7px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.4px; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e💩 FUNNY DOG CALENDAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 32px; line-height: 1.15; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003ePooing Dogs 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto 22px; max-width: 660px; font-size: 16px; color: #4b5563;\"\u003eTwelve months of hilariously honest dog moments — bold, silly and unapologetically funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto 22px; max-width: 660px; font-size: 16px; color: #4b5563;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/12_3a0de1e6-7e6d-43a1-a71e-58cd09b9e74b.png?v=1789441255\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #2f4a5f; color: #fff8ef; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e📅 12 Months 2027\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #2f4a5f; color: #fff8ef; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🐕 Funny Dog Scenes\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #2f4a5f; color: #fff8ef; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e💩 Hilarious Gag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #2f4a5f; color: #fff8ef; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🎁 For Dog Lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 主图 --\u003e\u003c!-- 简介 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 36px 22px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 1.6px; color: #2f4a5f; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eSILLY. BOLD. UNAPOLOGETIC.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 26px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003eThe Most Hilarious Dog Calendar of the Year\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto; max-width: 680px; font-size: 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eForget perfect puppy poses — this calendar celebrates dogs doing what they do best: being completely, proudly themselves. Every month delivers a fresh laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto; max-width: 680px; font-size: 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/03_6e4a06a8-ab3c-4e08-acf8-9c0e34732e82.jpg?v=1789441524\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点卡片 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 0 16px 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e🐕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003e12 Funny Dog Moments\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eEach month shows a different breed in a famously funny pose — guaranteed to make you smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e💩\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003eBold \u0026amp; Humorous Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eNo boring calendar here — just silly, over-the-top dog scenes with a playful sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003ePractical Hanging Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eStrong spiral binding with pre-punched hanging hole for easy display on any wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e📝\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003eMonthly Grid \u0026amp; Note Space\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eClear monthly layout with notes area to track plans, birthdays and important dates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e🖼️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003eTalk-of-the-Room Decor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003ePerfect for the kitchen, office, man cave, dorm room or anywhere that enjoys a good joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; border-radius: 20px; padding: 22px; box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 17px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003eHilarious Gag Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eA memorable white elephant, Secret Santa or funny present for dog lovers and joke fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 规格参数 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #e8e0d0; padding: 38px 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 1.6px; color: #2f4a5f; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 7px;\"\u003e📋 PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 25px; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #d4c7b4; border-radius: 18px; overflow: hidden; background: #f3efe8;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #eef4fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #eef4fa; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eProduct Name\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003ePooing Dogs 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #eef4fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #eef4fa; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eYear\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eJanuary-December 2027\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #eef4fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #eef4fa; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003e21 × 21 cm (8.27 × 8.27 inches)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; border-bottom: 1px solid #eef4fa;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #eef4fa; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eSquare spiral-bound hanging wall calendar\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 42%; padding: 13px 15px; background: #eef4fa; font-weight: bold; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eTheme\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 58%; padding: 13px 15px; color: #3a322b;\"\u003eFunny dogs, pooping dogs, humorous scenes, joke gift, silly animal calendar\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 包装清单 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 32px 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eef4fa; border: 1px solid #d7e6f2; 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