{"product_id":"hot-sale-not-today-unfiltered-signs-calendars","title":"🔥 HOT SALE 🔥😂NOT TODAY! — Unfiltered Signs \u0026 Calendars","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"not-today-page\"\u003e \u003cstyle\u003e     #not-today-page {       --teal: #29b298;       --red: #ec506e;       --ink: #202222;       --muted: #666b67;       --paper: #f4f3ed;       --line: #dcded5;       max-width: 920px;       margin: 0 auto;       background: var(--paper);       color: var(--ink);       font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;       line-height: 1.65;       overflow: hidden;       text-align: left;     }      #not-today-page,     #not-today-page * {       box-sizing: border-box;     }      #not-today-page h1,     #not-today-page h2,     #not-today-page h3,     #not-today-page p {       margin: 0;     }      #not-today-page button,     #not-today-page a {       -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent;     }      #not-today-page img {       display: block;       width: 100%;       max-width: 100%;       height: auto; 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ZERO FILTER.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-hero\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eFor desks with a sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch1\u003eNOT TODAY!\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-tagline\"\u003eLet your workspace say the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eUnfiltered one-liners. Bold colors. A whole lot of attitude. Meet the desk signs and calendars made for people whose sarcasm deserves its own display.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ca class=\"nt-button\" href=\"#nt-choose\"\u003e FIND YOUR ATTITUDE \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↗\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-hero-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/b21564686558adcc8e1642284c1753011804e39b.webp\" alt=\"Turquoise NOT TODAY desk flip sign displayed on a wooden desk\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-strip\"\u003e3 Formats3 Colors EachUnfiltered Humor\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-dark\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow nt-accent\"\u003e Your mood. In very large letters. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eSome days,\u003cbr\u003ethe sign says it best.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eFor the “quick question,” the unnecessary interruption, and the meeting that could have been an email. Give your workspace a little comic relief.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature-list\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlip to match the moment.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Desk Flip Sign offers 12 unfiltered statuses to suit your current level of enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKeep the dates. Add the attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eChoose a 2027 Desk Calendar or Wall Calendar for monthly planning with a sarcastic twist.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMake a statement at a glance.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eLarge white lettering and solid-color pages keep the message front and center.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/fa9a6fc46f94b31a651be9a5042a34b1f18f3735.webp\" alt=\"12-in-1 turquoise desk flip sign with a bold humorous message\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- QUOTES --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eA taste of the attitude\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePolitely put?\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eBlunt, cheeky, and unapologetically unfiltered. These are a few of the messages shown in the collection.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-quotes\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-quote\"\u003e“Whatever bullshit you’re about to ask, don’t.”\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-quote\"\u003e“I’m not paid enough for this shit.”\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-quote\"\u003e“$1 for each dumb question you ask.”\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-small\"\u003eContains explicit language. Message selection and page layouts depend on the format.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- THREE FORMATS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section\" style=\"background: #e8ebe3;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eSame attitude. Different setup.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePick your format.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eA status sign for your desk, a calendar beside your keyboard, or a monthly dose of sarcasm on the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-format-grid\"\u003e \u003carticle class=\"nt-format\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/e6a1f54a27c6c6306254b5e548db52140513f98b.png\" alt=\"NOT TODAY Desk Flip Sign in Turquoise\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-format-body\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"nt-label\"\u003e12-in-1 statuses\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003eDesk Flip Sign\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA freestanding, top-spiral flip sign with 12 unfiltered desk statuses. Change the message whenever the mood changes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/article\u003e \u003carticle class=\"nt-format\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/8d724c08f83939075bdefafca14176721868b71a.png\" alt=\"NOT TODAY 2027 Desk Calendar in Turquoise\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-format-body\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"nt-label\"\u003e2027 desktop edition\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003eDesk Calendar\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA standing monthly calendar that pairs the date grid with a bold one-liner. Keep your schedule and your sarcasm within reach.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/article\u003e \u003carticle class=\"nt-format\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/5881d11e8c73abcc485de2bef6f3f3e5a36a176a.png%20\" alt=\"NOT TODAY Wall Calendar hanging above a home office desk\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-format-body\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"nt-label\"\u003e2027 wall edition\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003eWall Calendar\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA hanging monthly calendar with a statement above and dates below. Bring the attitude to your wall while keeping your desktop clear.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/article\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- INTERACTIVE STYLE \/ COLOR PREVIEW --\u003e \u003csection id=\"nt-choose\" class=\"nt-section nt-picker\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg id=\"nt-preview\" src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/85b4924542c057518d44d9b4120fd55c3100fc1d.webp\" alt=\"Desk Flip Sign in Turquoise\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eNine ways to make your point\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eYour desk.\u003cbr\u003eYour color.\u003cbr\u003eYour attitude.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eGo fresh with Turquoise, turn up the volume with Vivid Crimson, or keep it classic with Black. Every format comes in all three colors.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cfieldset class=\"nt-fieldset\"\u003e\n\u003clegend\u003e1. Choose your format\u003c\/legend\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"nt-formats\" class=\"nt-options\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"nt-option\" type=\"button\" data-format=\"flip\" aria-pressed=\"true\"\u003eDesk Flip Sign\u003c\/button\u003e \u003cbutton class=\"nt-option\" type=\"button\" data-format=\"desk\" aria-pressed=\"false\"\u003eDesk Calendar\u003c\/button\u003e \u003cbutton class=\"nt-option\" type=\"button\" data-format=\"wall\" aria-pressed=\"false\"\u003eWall Calendar\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/fieldset\u003e\n\u003cfieldset class=\"nt-fieldset\"\u003e\n\u003clegend\u003e2. Choose your color\u003c\/legend\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"nt-colors\" class=\"nt-options\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"nt-option\" type=\"button\" data-color=\"turquoise\" aria-pressed=\"true\"\u003e Turquoise \u003c\/button\u003e \u003cbutton class=\"nt-option\" type=\"button\" data-color=\"crimson\" aria-pressed=\"false\"\u003e Vivid Crimson \u003c\/button\u003e \u003cbutton class=\"nt-option\" type=\"button\" data-color=\"black\" aria-pressed=\"false\"\u003e Black \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/fieldset\u003e \u003cp id=\"nt-selection\" class=\"nt-selection\" aria-live=\"polite\"\u003eDesk Flip Sign \/ Turquoise\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp id=\"nt-format-note\" class=\"nt-note\"\u003e12 unfiltered statuses. Freestanding desktop format.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cnoscript\u003e           \u003cp class=\"nt-note\"\u003e             Available in Desk Flip Sign, Desk Calendar, and Wall Calendar.             Each format comes in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black.           \u003c\/p\u003e         \u003c\/noscript\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- COMPARISON --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eFind your workspace match\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eA quick format check.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-comparison\"\u003e \u003ctable\u003e \u003cthead\u003e \u003ctr\u003e \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/th\u003e \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWhat it does\u003c\/th\u003e \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/th\u003e \u003c\/tr\u003e \u003c\/thead\u003e \u003ctbody\u003e \u003ctr\u003e \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesk Flip Sign\u003c\/th\u003e \u003ctd\u003e12 selectable desk statuses; no date grid.\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd\u003eStands on a desk or shelf.\u003c\/td\u003e \u003c\/tr\u003e \u003ctr\u003e \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesk Calendar\u003c\/th\u003e \u003ctd\u003e2027 monthly dates paired with humorous messages.\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd\u003eStands on a desktop.\u003c\/td\u003e \u003c\/tr\u003e \u003ctr\u003e \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eWall Calendar\u003c\/th\u003e \u003ctd\u003e2027 monthly date grids with messages above.\u003c\/td\u003e \u003ctd\u003eHangs on the wall.\u003c\/td\u003e \u003c\/tr\u003e \u003c\/tbody\u003e \u003c\/table\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-small\"\u003eAll three formats are available in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black. Each format and color combination is a separate option.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CALENDAR LIFESTYLE --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-dark\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.centerty.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/b83c27b68c1dfaba4b9f996ffe6d6c8327944ddd.webp\" alt=\"Turquoise desk calendar showing a monthly date grid and a sarcastic message\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow nt-accent\"\u003eMeetings. Deadlines. Eye rolls.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eMake room for\u003cbr\u003ea little humor.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eThe calendar editions bring monthly dates and unfiltered messages together in one display. Choose the standing Desk Calendar for your work surface or the Wall Calendar for a view above it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eA practical place to check the month. An entertaining place to check your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-gift\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eFor your favorite sarcastic human\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eA gift that gets them.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"nt-copy\" style=\"color: #675058; max-width: 650px;\"\u003eThe coworker with the sharpest comebacks. The friend who speaks fluent sarcasm. The work-from-home partner who has officially had enough of “quick calls.” Give them something that matches their sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"nt-gift-tags\"\u003eOffice gift exchangesWork bestiesBirthdaysHome officesA little gift for yourself\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eBefore you flip\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eGood questions.\u003cbr\u003eStraight answers.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhat is the difference between the three formats?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Desk Flip Sign displays 12 unfiltered statuses without a calendar grid. The Desk Calendar combines monthly dates and humorous messages in a standing format. The Wall Calendar hangs on the wall, with a message above the monthly date grid.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhich colors can I choose?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eDesk Flip Sign, Desk Calendar, and Wall Calendar are each available in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhich year are the calendars for?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Desk Calendar and Wall Calendar shown are 2027 editions. The Desk Flip Sign has no dated calendar grid.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eCan I change the Desk Flip Sign message whenever I want?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. Flip the top-bound pages to choose from its 12 desk statuses. It does not follow a dated schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eDoes the collection include explicit language?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. This collection features uncensored profanity and sarcastic messages intended for adults. Consider the recipient and workspace when choosing where to display it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eAre all three formats included together?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe formats are separate options. Choose your preferred format and color when ordering; a selection does not automatically include all three formats.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FINAL --\u003e \u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-end\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eA little less small talk. A little more personality.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eLet the sign\u003cbr\u003edo the talking.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThree formats. 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