{"product_id":"cheers-you-cunts-2027-wall-calendar-funny-animal-pub-calendar-rude-humour-drinking-gift-for-him","title":"Cheers You Cunts 2027 Wall Calendar | Funny Animal Pub Calendar, Rude Humour Drinking Gift for Him","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; background: #241c17; color: #e7d7bd; font-family: Avenir Next,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(145deg,#3a2a21,#2a1f18); padding: 45px 24px 36px; text-align: center; border-radius: 0 0 28px 28px; border-bottom: 3px solid #7f5f3a; box-shadow: inset 0 0 60px rgba(0,0,0,.35);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; background: #6b3418; color: #f7e2b7; padding: 7px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.4px; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #a57b44; box-shadow: 0 0 0 1px rgba(165,123,68,.35);\"\u003e🐻 PUB ANIMAL DRINKING CALENDAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 32px; line-height: 1.15; color: #f7e2b7; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #000;\"\u003eCheers You Cunts 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto 22px; max-width: 660px; font-size: 16px; color: #d7b991;\"\u003eFunny animal drinking scenes, rude British banter and dark retro pub vibes — not for the easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto 22px; max-width: 660px; font-size: 16px; color: #d7b991;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/5_22f83ac8-d7b4-42aa-9a47-babef62ae23a.png?v=1789181952\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #3a2a21; border: 1px solid #a57b44; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #f7e2b7; box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px rgba(165,123,68,.25);\"\u003e🐻 Funny Animals\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #3a2a21; border: 1px solid #a57b44; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #f7e2b7; box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px rgba(165,123,68,.25);\"\u003e🍻 Pub Humour\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #3a2a21; border: 1px solid #a57b44; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #f7e2b7; box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px rgba(165,123,68,.25);\"\u003e📅 Sunday‑Start\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #3a2a21; border: 1px solid #a57b44; padding: 8px 12px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #f7e2b7; box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px rgba(165,123,68,.25);\"\u003e🎁 Gift for Him\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 主图 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding-top: 26px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 简介 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 36px 22px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 1.6px; color: #c8975a; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eDARK RETRO PUB VIBES\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 26px; color: #f7e2b7; text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #000;\"\u003eBooze, Banter \u0026amp; Bad Decisions All Year\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto; max-width: 680px; font-size: 15px; color: #d7b991;\"\u003eEach month delivers drunk animals, terrible advice and a grubby British pub atmosphere — rude, funny and full of character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 auto; max-width: 680px; font-size: 15px; color: #d7b991;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/8653\/2106\/files\/2_2ddaf0dc-4ed9-4303-b062-9c6b745b2b39.png?v=1789181951\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 卖点卡片 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 0 16px 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 45%; min-width: 240px; 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